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Pun Jokes

5 pun dad jokes. You asked for it.

Dad Card Required

Dad Card Required

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

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Submission Denied

Submission Denied

I once submitted puns to a pun contest hoping one would win. Sadly no pun in ten did.

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Mathlete Hour

Mathlete Hour

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematical puns make me feel number.

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Beak Off, Pal

Beak Off, Pal

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Fruit With Ambition

Fruit With Ambition

I'm not just any fruit! I'm a berry special strawberry!

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