Pun Jokes

11 pun dad jokes. You asked for it.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

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How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

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How do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.

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Why don't people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find!

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Every time I tell a punny cow joke, I butcher it.

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What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? Yamahahaha!!!

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Hey, we don't serve your kind here. WHY? I'm a fun guy!

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Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

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A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I'll have a pint, and one for the road!

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I’m a fungi you can count on

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