Relationship Jokes

7 relationship dad jokes. You asked for it.

Self Improvement Loophole

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.

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Domestic Diplomacy

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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Family Meeting Called

Funny how they say we need to talk… when they really mean you need to listen.

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Same Lighter Different Habit

Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.

MarriageHabitRelationship

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Joint Humor Account

My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.

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Phone Versus Partner

If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

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Signal Lost, Drama Found

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.

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