Sports Jokes

13 sports dad jokes. You asked for it.

Golfing Balls

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Sports Self-Deprecating Sarcasm+1

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Norris Power

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Absurd Sports Fiction+2

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Parachute Wisdom

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Skydiving Sports Failure+2

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Numerical Knockout

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

Wordplay Math Sports+1

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Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

Sports Wordplay Age+1

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Hole-in-One Advice

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Philosophy Advice Sports+1

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Trampoline Time: Spring Has Sprung

When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-time.

Weather Sports Leisure

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Bowling with a Twist

My drinking team has a bowling problem.

Sports Drinks Leisure

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Walter's Confusion

Are you a pole vaulter? No, I'm German. But how did you know my name was Walter?

Confusion Names Sports+1

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Winning from the Couch

Not trying to brag or anything... But I have never lost in the Olympics.

Sports Confidence Leisure

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Squirrel Swim

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

Animals Wordplay Nature+1

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Shark-athlon

A shark can out-swim me, but I can outrun it. In a triathlon, it all comes down to cycling! Who's betting?

Sports Animals

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Falling Punchline

What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground.

Skydiving Sports Wordplay

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