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21 nostalgia dad jokes. You asked for it.

Memory Development

Memory Development

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

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Bar Amnesia

Bar Amnesia

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

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Prepaid Doctor

Prepaid Doctor

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Old Man Golf

Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

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Vintage Rainbow

Vintage Rainbow

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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Daily New Faces

Daily New Faces

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

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The Blur of Childhood

The Blur of Childhood

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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Memories of a Wandering Mind

Memories of a Wandering Mind

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

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Aged to Perfection

Aged to Perfection

"How old was I in 2007?", "Ah. 2007. I was young and full of dreams, not quite fossilized yet!"

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When the Web Fit on a CD

When the Web Fit on a CD

Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!

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Remembering to Forget with Alcohol

Remembering to Forget with Alcohol

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

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Remembering the Unrememberable

Remembering the Unrememberable

You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!

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Memory Lane in the Kitchen

Memory Lane in the Kitchen

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

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Life Needs a Ctrl+Z

Life Needs a Ctrl+Z

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

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Coffee Shop 1977

Coffee Shop 1977

The coffee shop had a sign that said 'No WiFi, Pretend it's 1977!' So, I paid 10ยข for coffee and lit a cigarette.

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16 Again

16 Again

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

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