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Steak Jokes

4 steak dad jokes. You asked for it.

Royal Cut Of Meat

Royal Cut Of Meat

What do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.

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Grocery Aisle Confession

Grocery Aisle Confession

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

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Grill Master Disclaimer

Grill Master Disclaimer

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

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Read Em By The Tongs

Read Em By The Tongs

You can tell a lot about a man by how many times they flip their steaks while cooking.

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