Vegetables Jokes

7 vegetables dad jokes. You asked for it.

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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Mistaken Diet

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

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Messing with Vegetarians

If I discovered a new animal, I'd call it a Quorn! Just to mess with vegetarians.

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The Stubborn Vegetable

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn’t lettuce.

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Vegetarian with a Vendetta

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Blushing Tomato

Why is the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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