Odds Jokes

4 odds dad jokes. You asked for it.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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I once submitted puns to a pun contest hoping one would win. Sadly no pun in ten did.

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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

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