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Trespassers Inbound

TRESPASSERS INBOUND

I can’t believe viruses and bacteria just sneak in my body without asking. That makes me sick!

Dad's Take

Small things slip in when you stop locking the door — bad habits, lazy weeks, expenses you forgot to cancel. A monthly check of the small stuff saves the big stuff later. Audit yourself before life does.

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