EVERYTHING'S FINE FOR NOW

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!

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I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.