The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!
Worry about what you can reach with your own two hands today. The cosmos has its own schedule, and it isn't waiting on your opinion.
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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
I stayed up all night trying to figure where the Sun was⦠Then it dawned on me.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.
Oops! Dialed 911 by mistake, so I lit a small fire... just to save face!
