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Procrastinators Manifesto

PROCRASTINATORS MANIFESTO

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Dad's Take

Some things really are better cold. A grudge, an argument, an email you wrote at midnight. Let it sit a day and see if it still needs sending.

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