Vol. I, No. 257

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

I married Miss Right.

Settled Long Ago. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

Settled Long Ago

A wedding photo, perfectly accurate.

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I just didn't know her first name was Always!

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