Vol. I, No. 260

Forecast Nostalgia, with a chance of cassette tape

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Hunting for Happiness

Hunting for Happiness. Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster… in a shiny new convertible!

Hunting for Happiness

The convertible gets happiness there faster.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster… in a shiny new convertible!

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