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I had a parrot and it could talk.

Parrot Communication Issues
The answer
But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.
Clip and send
Send it to someone who’ll pretend to hate it.
Vol. I, No. 258
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The answer
But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.
Send it to someone who’ll pretend to hate it.
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