Vol. I, No. 258

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I had a parrot and it could talk.

Parrot Communication Issues. I had a parrot and it could talk. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

Parrot Communication Issues

The parrot is chatty but not helpful.

The answer

But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

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