BIRD BRAIN TRAGEDY

I had a parrot and it could talk. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

Dad's Take

Speak up when something's wrong. Bosses, banks, doctors — none of them are mind readers, and the people who suffer quietly tend to suffer alone.

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