TOP-DOWN PHILOSOPHY

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster... in a shiny new convertible!

Dad's Take

Money won't deliver joy to your door, but it'll cover gas while you look for it. Don't worship the wallet and don't pretend it's worthless either. Both extremes are for people who've never had bills.

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