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Alphabet Botany

ALPHABET BOTANY

Why is the letter 'A' like a flower? Because a 'B' comes after it!

Dad's Take

Order matters more than effort, that's the joke nobody tells you in school. Get the first thing right and the rest lines up; skip a step and you'll spend a decade fixing it. I learned that pouring concrete on a cold Thursday in March.

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