PICKUP LINES, COUNTRY EDITION

How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!

Dad's Take

You don't win anybody worth keeping with charm — you win them by showing up at 5am for the milking and not complaining. I courted your mother through two harvests and a broken truck. Effort is the only love letter that ever cashed.

Farm Dating Romance Attraction

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