SOLO INVENTOR PROBLEM

What was a more useful invention than the first telephone? The second telephone.

Dad's Take

First one to invent something gets the parade; second one to do it usually gets the money. Don't chase the headline, chase the version that actually works. My boss didn't promote the genius, he promoted the guy who finished the job twice in a row.

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