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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Typo Pun

Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

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Species Confusion

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Grape Expectations

Grape Expectations

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

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Elephant Beach Ban

Elephant Beach Ban

Why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? They just can’t keep their trunks up!

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