Education Jokes

12 education dad jokes. You asked for it.

Earth Science Smackdown

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

GeographyScienceEducation

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Tuition By The Watering Hole

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

SchoolAnimalsEducation

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Feathered Curriculum

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

BirdsMathOwl+2

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Diploma With Asterisks

Education: What you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

EducationSchoolLearning+2

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Grammar Is A Contact Sport

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

GrammarSpellingEnglish+2

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Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Education is important, beer is importanter.

BeerEducationSchool+2

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Mouthful Of Syllables

A word starting with 'S' and ending with 'T'? As a sesquipedalianist, my chosen word won't be 'short'…

VocabularyWordsLanguage+1

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Mathlete Hour

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.

MathPunsNumbers+2

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Tuition of Sitting Up Straight

Knowledge is not free. You have to pay attention.

KnowledgeAttentionLearning+2

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Class Of Tin Cans

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

SchoolFishEducation

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Spectacles For The Math

PRO TIP: Always wear glasses when doing math. They really help with Division!

GlassesMathSchool+1

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Hardcover, Higher Education

Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

BookSchoolArt+2

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