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Credentials Required, Champ

CREDENTIALS REQUIRED, CHAMP

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

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Be the thing you're claiming to be before you put it in your bio. Titles you give yourself are worth exactly what you paid for them.

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