PUN PARENTHOODIt's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.WordplayParentingFamilySatire๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2๐0๐0
Musical PaternityHow does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.FamilyMusicWordplay+2๐0๐0
Vacuum SalesI finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.WordplayHouseholdSatire+2๐0๐0
Divine ParentingMy teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.WordplayParentingReligion+2๐0๐0
Sibling PlaytimePlease go play with your brother. That's basically why we had him.WordplayParentingFamily+1๐0๐0
Dad's JokesIf a mother is laughing at the father's jokes, it means they have guests.WordplayFamilyRelationships+2๐0๐0
