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Chocolate Box Life

Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

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Pill Paradox

Pill Paradox

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Tricky Treats

Tricky Treats

I was on the weight watchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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