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Philosophy Hour

PHILOSOPHY HOUR

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Walk the dog. Eat the salad. The goal isn't to outrun the finish line, it's to be in good enough shape to enjoy the years between here and there.

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