GOOD HEALTHGood health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.HealthSeniorsWordplayLifeFitness๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Chocolate Box LifeLife is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.LifeChocolateDark Humor+2๐0๐0
Pill ParadoxI went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???WordplayHealthLife+1๐0๐0
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2๐0๐0
Invisible ConcernDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWork๐0๐0
Cured BaconSmoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโฆ Butโฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!FoodSmokingIrony+2๐0๐0
