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Algebra Owes Me

ALGEBRA OWES ME

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

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Some days you put in a full shift and the spreadsheet still says zero. Show up tomorrow anyway β€” the books eventually figure themselves out.

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