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Back issueWednesday, May 20, 2026Animal Wednesday

Dairy Aisle Disaster

Dairy Aisle Disaster. What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.
The cow is shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

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