MATH ACCORDING TO DADThe first five days after the weekend are the hardest.Dad's TakeMonday wrecking you is just the warmup, friend. Pace yourself, eat a real lunch, and quit promising the gym anything until Thursday.WeekendMondayWorkWeekπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Calendar MathWhatβs way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.MondayCalendarWork+1π0π0
Convenient BiologyI only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.SickWeekendWorkπ0π0
Identify Them ImmediatelyAnyone saying good morning on a Monday is a sociopath.MondayMorningWork+1π0π0
Audit-Proof EffortAlways give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% FridayWorkMondayEffort+1π0π0
Halfway To NowhereIt's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.TiredWeekExhausted+1π0π0
