Insult Jokes

11 insult dad jokes. You asked for it.

Statistics Got Personal

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

MathSchoolInsult

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Diagnosing The Family

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little worried about how full of shit you are…

InsultFamilyHealth+1

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Geology Has Standards

I like mountains but volcanoes are ash holes.

NatureInsult

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Asked With Love

Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

RoastInsult

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Geometry Smackdown

What did the Triangle say to the Circle? You're pointless!

MathInsult

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Thermostat Wars

If you're hotter than me… then it means I'm cooler than you.

Insult

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Diagnosis From The Garage

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

BrainInsultRoast

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Bartender Wants Words

You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

InsultBar

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Skeptic at the Dinner Table

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

BrainInsultSarcasm+1

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Watch The Mouth

You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.

InsultRoastWork+1

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Bless Their Heart

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad... and hug them because I know life's hard for the visually impaired.

Insult

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