Insult Jokes

7 insult dad jokes. You asked for it.

Constipation Concern

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little worried about how full of shit you are…

InsultSarcasmHealth

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Speech Envy

Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

InsultSarcasmAdult

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Secret Sharing

Your secret is safe with me… I wasn't even listening.

SarcasmIronyFriendship+2

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Utopian Joke

Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

PoliticsSatireInsult+1

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Warning Role

It could be that your purpose is to serve as a warning for others.

InsultWarningSarcasm+2

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A Shocking Sight

You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

InsultAppearanceSurprise+1

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The Ultimate Uselessness

You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.

InsultSarcasmComparison+2

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