Numbers Jokes

9 numbers dad jokes. You asked for it.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

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Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.

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Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

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There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero… Thanks for nothing!

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42% of statistics are made up!

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While most puns make me feel numb, mathematical puns make me feel number.

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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said nein.

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