Numbers Jokes

14 numbers dad jokes. You asked for it.

Math Class Compliments

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

MathNumbersZero

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Numbers Doing Numbers

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

MathStatisticsNumbers

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Toga Math

When is 'L' greater than 'XL'? In ancient Rome.

NumbersHistoryMath

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Caught You Skimming

Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.

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Above the Bar

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

MathNumbers

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Bad Math, Worse Crowd

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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Algebra Owes Me

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

MathZeroNumbers+1

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Numbers Under Oath

42% of statistics are made up!

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FUN FACT, Allegedly

FUN FACT! When pythons hatch, the European species measure 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 cm. Their American cousins are much bigger, with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 inches

PiMathNumbers

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Mathlete Hour

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.

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Big Numbers Hurt

∞ + ∞ = ???

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Letter Goes Boom

How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

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Math Class Classic

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Math Lost In Translation

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

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