KEYBOARD WARRIOR, DAD EDITION

Why did the Dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

Dad's Take

Pick a career you'd still mess with on a Saturday for free, and the paychecks become a bonus. Hate-working a job ages you faster than the job itself.

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