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Therapy For Hardware

THERAPY FOR HARDWARE

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a case of the BSoD blues!

Dad's Take

Restart it before you Google it, and Google it before you panic. Most of life is a power cycle nobody bothered to try.

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