Followed The InstructionsThe box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.LinuxWindowsComputers+1๐0๐0
Standard Operating ProcedureTo err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.ComputerBlameMistakes+2๐0๐0
Manual Required, IQ OptionalLinux is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand its simplicity.LinuxComputersTech+1๐0๐0
Secure As A Screen DoorEasy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.PasswordPiMath+2๐0๐0
Beep Boop CluckWhy did the robot chicken cross the road? He was programmed to!ChickenRoadTech๐0๐0
Call An ElectricianHow many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.LightbulbComputerTech๐0๐0
Hold My CoffeeFirst thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]LinuxComputerTech+1๐0๐0
Therapy For HardwareWhy did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a case of the BSoD blues!ComputerTherapyTech+1๐0๐0
Tech Support CampLinux is like a tipi: no gates, no windows, Apache inside.LinuxComputersTech๐0๐0
Annual Wool HarvestHow do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.MoneyTech๐0๐0
Rented Air, Fancy NameThere is no cloud. It's just someone else's computer.TechComputerInternet๐0๐0
Login Denied TonightApparently you cannot use 'beefstew' as a password. It is not STROGANOFF.PasswordComputerSecurity+2๐0๐0
