LIFE-CHANGING NEWS
Her: "I'm pregnant!" Him: "You're kidding me."
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Optimistic Loan
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.
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Selective Hearing
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
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Cocktail Promise
What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?
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Marital Revelation
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
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