
LIFE-CHANGING NEWS
Her: "I'm pregnant!" Him: "You're kidding me."

Her: "I'm pregnant!" Him: "You're kidding me."
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised…
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!