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Two Words Outclassed

TWO WORDS OUTCLASSED

Her: "I'm pregnant!" Him: "You're kidding me."

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Don't announce the news in a caption with a balloon emoji before you've told your own dad. Some headlines deserve a phone call and a long pause.

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