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Life's Recipe
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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Self-Response
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
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Blood Mystery
I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too personal questions. Who's blood is this? Where did you get it?
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Meditative Advice
You should try meditation. It's at least better than sitting and doing nothing?
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Solo Consultation
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
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Debate Clarification
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
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