SKEPTIC AT THE DINNER TABLE

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

Dad's Take

Read a book on paper this month, the whole way through, no scroll bar. Your attention span is a muscle, and your generation has skipped a lot of leg days.

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