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Back issueThursday, August 27, 2026Wildcard

Time Is a Liar

Time Is a Liar. I can’t stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it’s been just 4 minutes.
The treadmill clock is moving slowly.

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I can’t stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it’s been just 4 minutes.

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