CLIMATE CONTROL ISSUES

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot. But honestly... I’m not a fan.

Dad's Take

Doing favors with a sigh attached is how raises stop arriving. If the help is given, give it clean — the resentment shows up in the next performance review.

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