Love Jokes

13 love dad jokes. You asked for it.

Domestic Diplomacy

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

MarriageWifeLove+1

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A Love Story In Degrees

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

MarriageWifeLove+2

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Cocky At The Bar

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

DatingFlirtingRomance+1

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Marketing Yourself Up

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

LoveMarriageWomen+2

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Wedding Toast Edition

Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

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Optometry Saved Me

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

LoveRomanceDating+1

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Survival 101

If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

RelationshipPhoneLove

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With Light Edits

I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.

LoveFamilyRoast+1

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Hoo Are You Kidding

I've been thinking of you... owl night long.

OwlBirdRomance+2

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Symptom Report

That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That’s just your common sense slipping away. 😅❤️

LoveRomanceFeelings+2

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Repeat Experiment

Alcohol won't heal a broken heart but that won't stop me from trying again tonight.

AlcoholDrinkingRelationships+1

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Honest Vows

Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.

MarriageWifeMoney+1

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Signal Lost, Drama Found

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.

RelationshipTrustPhone+2

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