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Spotted In The Wild

SPOTTED IN THE WILD

Ho! Look! There’s a fungus amungus!!

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The mold in the corner of the basement is a slow, polite lawsuit waiting to happen. Fix it now for forty bucks or fix it later for forty thousand.

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