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Civics For Tired People

CIVICS FOR TIRED PEOPLE

Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.

Dad's Take

Committees vote on everything except whether to keep being a committee. If a meeting can be an email, an email can be a paragraph, and a paragraph can probably be nothing.

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