Bar Jokes

8 bar dad jokes. You asked for it.

Familiar Stranger

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

BarMemoryDrinking

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Closing Tab Speech

What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later!

BartenderDatingBar+2

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Avian Happy Hour

Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

BarHomeDrinking+1

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Leadership Position

A bossy man walked into a bar. Then ordered everyone a round.

BarBossDrinks+2

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Bartender Wants Words

You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

InsultBar

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Refused at the Bar

Hey, we don't serve your kind here. WHY? I'm a fun guy!

MushroomBarFungi+1

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Bartender Of The Year

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender: Have you seen my brother? I don't know, what does he look like?

PenguinBartenderBar+1

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Pavement Patron

A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I'll have a pint, and one for the road!

BarRoadDrinking+1

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