Birds Jokes

7 birds dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bird Took Me Down

It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

BirdsYardOutdoors

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Migratory Common Sense

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

BirdsWinterTravel+1

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Feathered Curriculum

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

BirdsMathOwl+2

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Avian Happy Hour

Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

BarHomeDrinking+1

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Dawn Chorus, Domestic Edition

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

BirdsMorningNature+1

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Beak Off, Pal

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

BirdsPunsFriend+1

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Forgetful Little Fliers

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

BirdsSingingNature

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