Birds Jokes

9 birds dad jokes. You asked for it.

Spelling Contest

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Migration Speed

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

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Avian Algebra

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

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The Crowbar Conundrum

Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

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Owl-ways on My Mind

I've been thinking of you... owl night long.

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When a Parrot Takes Over

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

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Toucan Play at That Game

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Woodpecker Woes

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.

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