Nature Jokes

11 nature dad jokes. You asked for it.

Geology Has Standards

I like mountains but volcanoes are ash holes.

Nature Insult

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Spore Decisions

How much room should you give a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Mushroom Fungi Garden+2

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Migratory Common Sense

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

Birds Winter Travel+1

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River Knew First

During spawning, salmon stop eating and expend all their energy, causing their bodies to deteriorate and making them look like they’re 'rotting alive'

Nature Fish River+1

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Dawn Chorus, Domestic Edition

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

Birds Morning Nature+1

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Zoo Wisdom

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

Animals Nature

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October Wisdom

When you feel like you're losing everything, remember trees lose their leaves every year but still stand tall and wait for better days.

Resilience Hope Nature+1

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Spotted In The Wild

Ho! Look! There’s a fungus amungus!!

Mushroom Nature Yard

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Forgetful Little Fliers

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Birds Singing Nature

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Damp Basement Confidence

I’m a fungi you can count on

Mushroom Fungi Nature+1

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Backstroke Champion

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

Animals Nature

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