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Apology With Footnotes

APOLOGY WITH FOOTNOTES

My wife apologised to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.

Dad's Take

When she finally lands a clean one on you, give her the laugh she earned. Marriage scoreboards are for amateurs, but the points still count.

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