LOGIN DENIED TONIGHT

Apparently you cannot use 'beefstew' as a password. It is not STROGANOFF.

Dad's Take

Choose a password you can mistype angrily at 7 a.m. without losing your dignity. The good ones make you feel slightly tougher every time you hit enter.

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