TALL ORDER, BAD STRATEGY

Why don't giraffes ever win at hide and seek? They just can't help but stick out!

Dad's Take

Some folks were never built to disappear, and that's a gift even when it feels like a sentence. Stand tall in the spots where standing tall is the whole job.

Animals Hideandseek Kids

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