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Tall Order, Bad Strategy

TALL ORDER, BAD STRATEGY

Why don't giraffes ever win at hide and seek? They just can't help but stick out!

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Some folks were never built to disappear, and that's a gift even when it feels like a sentence. Stand tall in the spots where standing tall is the whole job.

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