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Read Em By The Tongs

READ EM BY THE TONGS

You can tell a lot about a man by how many times they flip their steaks while cooking.

Dad's Take

A man who flips the steak every twelve seconds is a man with something else on his mind. Sit down, have a beer, and let the fire do its job.

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