Kids Jokes

10 kids dad jokes. You asked for it.

Extinct Level Stealth

What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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Backyard Talent Crisis

Why don't people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find!

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Sibling Logistics

Please go play with your brother. That's basically why we had him.

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Cornered at the Reunion

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up. Are they looking for ideas?

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A Bouncing Classic

When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-time.

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The Long Game

Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.

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Apple, Meet Different Tree

Your kid may be a genius, but you're still a dummy.

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Parent Testimonials

People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.

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Two Roommates Forever

2 mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & Nobody. Somebody did it and Nobody knows who.

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Tall Order, Bad Strategy

Why don't giraffes ever win at hide and seek? They just can't help but stick out!

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