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Anniversary Jokes

5 anniversary dad jokes. You asked for it.

Two Centuries on the Hoof

Two Centuries on the Hoof

What do you call a 200-year-old buffalo? A bisontennial.

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Settled Long Ago

Settled Long Ago

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

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Selective Memory Loss

Selective Memory Loss

I'll never forget the first time we met… But I'll keep trying!

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Apology With Footnotes

Apology With Footnotes

My wife apologized to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.

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