Art Jokes

6 art dad jokes. You asked for it.

Green is my all time favorite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.

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Rap is to music what an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

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I'm afraid my kid will become a famous artist, and I'll have thrown away a fortune in their early work.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

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What do you call a color that doesn’t exist? A pigment of your imagination.

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Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

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