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Art Jokes

5 art dad jokes. You asked for it.

Two Beers Deep

Two Beers Deep

Rap is to music what an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

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Refrigerator Gallery

Refrigerator Gallery

I'm afraid my kid will become a famous artist, and I'll have thrown away a fortune in their early work.

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Two Guys and a Trout

Two Guys and a Trout

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

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Crayon Box Conspiracy

Crayon Box Conspiracy

What do you call a color that doesn’t exist? A pigment of your imagination.

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Hardcover, Higher Education

Hardcover, Higher Education

Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

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