Drinks Jokes

7 drinks dad jokes. You asked for it.

What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later!

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A bossy man walked into a bar. Then ordered everyone a round.

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You need a nice and thick head of foam, it enhances the aroma and flavor! Plus, it protects the beer from oxidation, keeping it fresh longer!

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.

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Relationship Status: Table for one but drinks for two.

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Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

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