Budget Jokes

3 budget dad jokes. You asked for it.

Holiday Math, Honey Edition

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $9.99 on me and $999 on her.

ChristmasWifeBudget+1

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The Retirement Plan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

MoneyRetirementShopping+1

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Tight Budget Window

I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.

MoneyTimeRetirement+1

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