Budget Jokes

6 budget dad jokes. You asked for it.

Holiday Math, Honey Edition

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $9.99 on me and $999 on her.

Christmas Wife Budget+2

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The Retirement Plan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Money Budget Retirement+1

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Tight Budget Window

I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

Money Retirement Finance+2

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The Wallet Paradox

Money isn't everything but everything needs money

Money Wealth Finance+2

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Napkin Math Economics

If the US wants to solve its $34.9 trillion debt problem, the solution is simple! Just tax each inhabitant on average $100,000. It's like taking a page out of Europe's tax book. One year and poof... no more debt!

Taxes Economy Money+1

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Lease Signed Sealed

I paid the rent... now I've got a place to starve to death...

Money Budget

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