Finance Jokes

4 finance dad jokes. You asked for it.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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It's called gross pay because it's disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

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